National day of Slayer!

Mark your calendars!

From nationaldayofslayer.org:

6.6.06 isn’t a date that comes around very often (once per century, to be exact), and while plenty of stupid horror movies and terrible albums will be released for the hype value of the day that bears “the number of the beast”, we here at NDoS decided that this would be a perfect day for Hessians across the country to come together and engage in something upon which we can all agree - listening to Slayer!

Official Statement on Participation

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren’t just about celebrating; they’re about forcing it upon non-participants.

I accept.

And of course, don’t miss the Unholy Alliance tour!

Hey, when is the new Slayer album supposed to come out anyway??

6 Responses to “National day of Slayer!”

  1. Slips Says:

    more like Play the number of the Beast

  2. Blue Says:

    And remember, the National Day of King Diamond is going to be in only 65 years! Mark your calendars for July 7th, 2077, for Abigail’s three hundredth birthday.

  3. Blue Says:

    What the hell, why did I say 65 years? Erm, I mean 71.

  4. Scary Guy Says:

    Jim, you gotta do a whole TEL episode dedicated to Slayer on that day.

  5. danny Says:

    there shit

  6. Kendra Taylor Says:

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