How to Appreciate Death Metal

One of WikiHow’s featured articles of the day:

While most people associate death metal music with a bunch of guys grunting and slapping detuned guitars randomly, there’s a multitude of reasons why this genre maintains a strong following and earns the fierce loyalty of many listeners worldwide. If you’re curious about death metal, here’s you’re chance to learn, appreciate, listen, and enjoy.

Read the full article here.

Now, I doubt most people reading this need a guide to tell them how to appreciate death metal, but you probably know at least one person who thinks death metal is all ultra-distorted guitars melded with “cookie monster” vocals. Point them to this article and set ‘em straight.

Also don’t miss other great articles like How to Do Harsh Death Metal Vocals, How to Apply Corpsepaint, and the best of all, HOW TO BE METAL (but where’s the beMETAL link?)!

3 Responses to “How to Appreciate Death Metal”

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    The how to be metal article was certainly really really the worst, though.

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